Three Knitted Giant Ties

[grimmdark]

Around Mayfield, daytime. Open to all.

[There is a giant Rose walking down the street. Streets, sometimes. She seems to be pretty calm considering she's suddenly bigger than she could ever be, but this is Rose we are talking about. At least her clothes grew with her. God bless long concealing 50's skirts and stupidly long dark socks too.

Perhaps you see her pass? Perhaps she stood on your car. Or maybe she's about to squish you to death? Either way you should let her know. Out of all the weirdness going on she doesn't really mind this bit that she has to live through. She's almost smiling without trying to hiding it, even, but that's mostly because only the rest of the giant population would be able to tell, and those are easy to spot.]

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[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

[Aradia is running to try to keep up with the giantess.]

Rose! Rose. I did not know you had the ability to get so much bigger. I thought humans were not capable of such acts! [She doubts you can actually hear her though.]

[grimmdark]

[Oh she can hear. Barely, but she can. So Rose stops on her tracks and turns, quickly spotting her and trying to squat without destroying a house in the process.]

Not by choice, I assure you. This is nothing but the town acting up again.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

[If she had her god tier powers, she would have made it more convenient to just fly up to you. But sadly, she can't!]

I see! So this is what everyone means when this place does weird things. I had somehow avoided the whole messes a few days before, but this is quite interesting. I seem to have not been affected, although I am sure that you can't tell.

Is she human-skinned or already a troll?

[grimmdark]

[Meh, what are a few roofs destroyed?]

You look person sized to me, so I suppose that's enough indication you are safe for the time being. I don't think I have seen you before?

human skinned!

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I'm still normal-sized!

Oh. Well, I guess not having the troll skin throws things off. I contacted you once since I didn't like it that you were trying to destroy everything.

I think I might have ribbit at you once?

[grimmdark]

You look like a regular human to me...troll skin?

Which one-[Ribbit?]

A name would be most useful.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

I was told that this place takes away our unique attributes, such as the horns and skin color. But I was also told I can get them back. I just haven't.

Aradia. I go by apocalypseArisen, which I had messaged you before under that name.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ have a dave. staring up at you. ]

Huh. That's something you don't see every day.

[grimmdark]

[Hey Dave.]

Likewise. But apparently I'm not the only case.

[Rose leans ever so lightly towards Dave, as if considering how far would he fly if she pokes him. Not that she has any intention to do so, no.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. So it's not only you. Yeah that makes this much less weird.

[ only it really doesn't. and hey personal space rose... even if you are considerably larger than usual. ]

[grimmdark]

I can see other massive shapes around town, so no, I'm not the only one. I would be far more concerned if I was the only one suddenly thirty feet tall.

This conversation would be far easier if I pick you up.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's kind of forward of you but alright.

I'm usually not this easy though.

[grimmdark]

I bet you say that to every thirty feet tall girl you meet.

[And up you go. She puts Dave on her palm so he can do whatever he wants without being restrained.]

Not half bad, don't you think?

[chastesaw]

...what.

Rose. Rose Lalonde, please take care not to step on people.

[grimmdark]

Hey.

[There's a hand coming down on you, Kanaya.]

Mind if I pick you up? I promise no to let you fall, of course.

[chastesaw]

What.

Rose, Rose-- wait. Actually, I really would rather you-- *And her voice is getting more distressed as that hand descends, but oup! too late!*

This doesn't strike you as... odd, perchance?

[grimmdark]

[And up Kanaya goes. Rose at least had the decency of placing her over her palm, so she isn't actually grabbing the troll like a toy.]

It's quite odd, yes. But then again, I trust this will not be permanent, so for the time being I will go and enjoy myself.

[Taking advantage of her size to seize Kanaya is perhaps part of that fun she expects to get out of this.]

So tell me, can you see your house from up here?

[chastesaw]

I would hope it would not be permanent. I would have to abandon any desire of using you as a prospective model.

*And turning to look, climbing on her hands and knees.* Most assuredly. However, I haven't the faintest idea which it is. They are all identical, you know.

[grimmdark]

It's a figure of speech. 'It's so high I can see my house from here' is a way to imply you have reached unexpected heights.

[And now Kanaya is even higher, as Rose has just lifted her hand to eye level.]

Model? I would love to hear more about that.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

[caw caw guess which one of your friends can actually meet eye level with you?]

Fuck, I knew this hearty fifties fare is probably more nutritious than anything your mom fed you but I think this growth spurt might be a little overboard.

[grimmdark]

What can I say? I'm a growing teenager. Irregular height sprouts are to be expected.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right, blame puberty. Pretty sure they didn't cover this in health class. 'course, they didn't cover growing feathers in new and strange places, so I guess this just goes to show how crap the educational system is.

[grimmdark]

It's a world of discovery for generations to come. Last time I cared to check though, Mayfield is far from up to date when it comes to youth and their growth. Communists just take too much time to explain, apparently.

I wonder if you could have grown this much. That would have been quite a sight.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Too busy telling us not to share our resources to tell us how not to share diseases and shit.

What, as bird? Fuck, I'd be like Cawzilla. Able to fly off with cars and shits the size of trees.

[grimmdark]

I think most people in this town are smart enough to figure the second one. Most.

Cawzilla. I believe you might be onto something.