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916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*

Date: 2011-11-17 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
You just want to know the size of my bulge. I can see right through you!

[Terezi you don't even have a bulge what]

Date: 2011-11-17 04:55 am (UTC)
chastesaw: (Tiny Kanaya Is Cute Kanaya)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
Unless I have been gravely misled in all the sweeps I have known you, Terezi Pyrope, you do not possess a bulge. And even if you did that is not what I would be measuring.

Date: 2011-11-17 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
Yes, I do! Or maybe I don't! You're trying to trick me into describing it to you!

Date: 2011-11-18 04:31 pm (UTC)
chastesaw: (You Cause My Thinkpan To Ache)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
Why in the infinite realms of possibility would I ever want to know anything remotely of the sort? This isn't--

--we are getting sidetracked. Terezi I assure you that my intentions and measurements have nothing to do with your potentially existent Schrodinger's bulge.

Date: 2011-11-18 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
Kanaya, I already have a matesprit! [>;D]

Date: 2011-11-18 06:58 pm (UTC)
chastesaw: (Unimpressed With Your Behavior)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
I am aware, and that is also wholly irrelevant because I am not propositioning you in any way, method or form other than what you yourself requested.

Date: 2011-11-19 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
I don't even know what I've requested!

Date: 2011-11-19 08:46 am (UTC)
chastesaw: (Awaiting Further Information)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
Yes, that much is obvious.

I agreed to do for you what I am doing for Rose, and that seems to be the only way you will learn precisely what activities are transpiring. Will you acquiesce or no?

Date: 2011-11-20 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
Ugh, fine! This had better be fucking amazing.

Date: 2011-11-20 05:29 pm (UTC)
chastesaw: (Fashionablest Should Be A Word)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
If it isn't you have only your overactive inquisitiveness to blame.

Date: 2011-11-21 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com
It's your fault for being so coy about it!

Date: 2011-11-21 03:23 pm (UTC)
chastesaw: (Here Is My Caring Face)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
Rather I would assign the blame to your relentless questioning regardless of my being coy or not.

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