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916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*

Date: 2011-11-14 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com
[Sudden honesty wtf that's not how these jokes go. Sure glad these iShades don't telecast the puzzled head cock he just did]

Uh, sure. [Unless it's sufficiently hilarious then we go into negotiations]

Date: 2011-11-14 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com
[....





heh.]


Girly-girl. You must have so much pent up girl-time living up in the ass end of almost Canada with your only female friend living off on crazy grandpa and hellbeast island on the other side of the world.

Date: 2011-11-15 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com
Alright, geez, don't try to put me on the menu for Thanksgiving no one wants to be eating crow.

Date: 2011-11-17 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com
Is she blind? I bet she's blind.

So you got talked into dress-modeling by Capital Letters Troll, huh? I have to admit I didn't really keep track of which ones knew you since you didn't keep need rescuing from them like Dumb and Dumbess.

Date: 2011-11-18 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com
I could totally make fun of you guys for that and make it sound creepy but she made me a sweet little bird suit for homecoming so I'll hold back the wave of sick burns I could potentially unleash like a horde of hungry beggars on an all-you-can-eat buffet, they just keep lining up at the door but I'm like "no man, we don't do that the people who make sweet suits" and keep 'em all back with flamethrowers, though the fuel will probably run out like my gratitude in a few weeks and I'll just be all "fuck it beggars, have at" and let the burning hobo horde in and the next thing you know you're covered in flaming unwashed flesh and that's why you got all these sick burns.

Date: 2011-11-18 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com
Yeah, your modeling career would pretty much go right down the drain at that point; I'm pretty sure the world isn't ready for burn-victim fashion, especially not back in the fifties.

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