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916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*

Date: 2011-11-14 06:09 am (UTC)
chastesaw: (You Cause My Thinkpan To Ache)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
Things! Things that are very personal and fashionable and which in no way are related to you or your unnerving lack of respect for an adolescent female's privacy!

Date: 2011-11-15 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] byakkoyagirl
For the record, I was making assumptions the moment I heard you two in the house.

[And no, he doesn't look pleased by what he assumed and happy it seems to be proven false. So he'll look to Kanaya.]

Kanaya is dressing you up, while you both made ambiguous comments that could cause someone to have ill-mannered thoughts. Am I wrong?

Date: 2011-11-15 05:29 am (UTC)
chastesaw: (Skin Of A Kilowatt)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
Partly. Any comments made were strictly relating to the business of fitting a hand-tailored garment, and any other meaning attached to them is purely the result of one's own mind and predilections.

Date: 2011-11-19 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] byakkoyagirl
Let us say that I would be prepared to interfere and remove you from this property if it was what I thought it was.

[No one is having makeouts in this house not if he can help it]

Date: 2011-11-19 05:11 am (UTC)
chastesaw: (You Cause My Thinkpan To Ache)
From: [personal profile] chastesaw
*And that makes Kanaya frown once more.* Under what rights? This is my respiteblock and as such is my property. You have no jurisdiction here.

Date: 2011-11-21 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] byakkoyagirl
[...A long, exaggerated, sigh.]

The rebellious turmoils of youth. Such are the days of Mayfield.

[A shake of his head.]

While I am hardly outnumbered and galaxies from being matched, I will concede this one time. Just, do us all a favor, and keep whatever it is you are doing down and in this room alone. And stop knocking over phones.

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