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Rose Lalonde ✺ seer of light ([personal profile] grimmdark) wrote2011-11-12 02:08 pm

Four knitted scarves

916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Something smells fishy!
chastesaw: (Awaiting Further Information)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? ...I'm afraid my olfactory receptors can't perceive a thing.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a phrase, dunkass, I can't smell through the phone! What's going on over there?
chastesaw: (A Different Kind Of Lipstick)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I've really never been precisely certain of the limitations of your sensory perceptions beyond a general sense.

But that's besides the point, and I'm... afraid that I can't betray the resolute trust of an oath of secrecy.
chastesaw: (Light The Way)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because it is in fact an oath of secrecy. Those are traditionally thing exact manner of things that one endeavors to keep secret.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to make all kinds of assumptions.
chastesaw: (Nobody Saw My Porn Collection)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? What manner?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Fun ones. Delicious ones!
chastesaw: (Here Is My Caring Face)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
And may I presume that no matter how I push you will not divulge any further details of said assumptions?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm, they are all mine!

But I might let on if you tell me what's going on over there.

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[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I guess I should reel it in!

Hahaha!

[Terezi cackles like she has said the most hilarious thing ever and not a really contrived joke.]
cullscuttlefish: (don't reprimand their daughters)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-12 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You betta pull anchor and sail on out.
cullscuttlefish: (I can be smug too)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-13 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
You simply cannot hope to beat me in a game of aquatic wordplay. I am the best there is!

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Roooose! What's happening there?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Planning to share it with the rest of us?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, it is not exciting when everyone is keeping secrets!

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