Three Knitted Giant Ties

[grimmdark]

Around Mayfield, daytime. Open to all.

[There is a giant Rose walking down the street. Streets, sometimes. She seems to be pretty calm considering she's suddenly bigger than she could ever be, but this is Rose we are talking about. At least her clothes grew with her. God bless long concealing 50's skirts and stupidly long dark socks too.

Perhaps you see her pass? Perhaps she stood on your car. Or maybe she's about to squish you to death? Either way you should let her know. Out of all the weirdness going on she doesn't really mind this bit that she has to live through. She's almost smiling without trying to hiding it, even, but that's mostly because only the rest of the giant population would be able to tell, and those are easy to spot.]

Comments

[grimmdark]

Of course you weren't. For a moment I considered the idea you were Dave-shaped before being crow shaped, but that makes little to no sense. And that as well hasn't proven to be detrimental to the workings of Mayfield at large.

It kills people. With razors.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Nah I pretty much woke up covered in feathers the moment I got here. Well, more feathers.

So when the milk goes bad here it means business, huh?

[grimmdark]

Maybe you will be able to regain your human-sprite-crow appearance further down the line. I think you would appreciate the use of opposable thumbs, if not of arms at all.

Only that the milk was never fresh to begin with.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, though "completely human without a sword through my chest" could be cool too but also confusing as fuck.

Gross. I'd hate to see the cows that comes from.

[grimmdark]

Very perplexing, but you musn't stop wishing upon that if that is what you wish for.

I fathom it could very well come from bovines right out of the Outer Ring.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Fine, Lalonde, I will keep on wishing upon a star even if I'm the one who's cricket-sized compared to you. I just want to be a real boy.

You said razors, not chanting tentacles.