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Three Knitted Giant Ties
Around Mayfield, daytime. Open to all.
[There is a giant Rose walking down the street. Streets, sometimes. She seems to be pretty calm considering she's suddenly bigger than she could ever be, but this is Rose we are talking about. At least her clothes grew with her. God bless long concealing 50's skirts and stupidly long dark socks too.
Perhaps you see her pass? Perhaps she stood on your car. Or maybe she's about to squish you to death? Either way you should let her know. Out of all the weirdness going on she doesn't really mind this bit that she has to live through. She's almost smiling without trying to hiding it, even, but that's mostly because only the rest of the giant population would be able to tell, and those are easy to spot.]
[There is a giant Rose walking down the street. Streets, sometimes. She seems to be pretty calm considering she's suddenly bigger than she could ever be, but this is Rose we are talking about. At least her clothes grew with her. God bless long concealing 50's skirts and stupidly long dark socks too.
Perhaps you see her pass? Perhaps she stood on your car. Or maybe she's about to squish you to death? Either way you should let her know. Out of all the weirdness going on she doesn't really mind this bit that she has to live through. She's almost smiling without trying to hiding it, even, but that's mostly because only the rest of the giant population would be able to tell, and those are easy to spot.]
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[ only it really doesn't. and hey personal space rose... even if you are considerably larger than usual. ]
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This conversation would be far easier if I pick you up.
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I'm usually not this easy though.
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[And up you go. She puts Dave on her palm so he can do whatever he wants without being restrained.]
Not half bad, don't you think?
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As long as you don't suddenly decide to make a fist I'm good.
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Just don't give me ideas, Dave.
[And so she starts walking to...wherever.]
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But yeah so what do you now that you're a giant. Go around hovering above beanstalks?
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As if. Finding somewhere I can sit without crushing anything is a more viable yet less practical activity for me at the moment.
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If you could get out of here you could go terrorize some Japanese cities.
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[She nags because she cares.]
If only the Asian had indulged into the cheap cinematographic obsession of building their cities out of paper.
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[ he knows. he knows. ]
What no I'm pretty sure they actually destroyed a real city to make each of those movies. Kind of exorbitant but such was the depths of their devotion.
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Such dedication is praiseworthy, but my doubt stands. Mainly because it will imply the existence of such a being to begin with. Not that my suspension of disbelief hasn't been battered enough as of late.
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Wait are you telling me you don't believe Godzilla rises from the ocean and destroys Tokyo every few months. There is no other possible explanation for their bizarre fear of nuclear energy other than giant monsters created through exposure to nuclear radiation. None at all.
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At all is just a very definitive and totalitarian term for me to easily regard as true. Then again, if they do indulge of making their houses sub par on terms of water resistance, radiation poisoning will most likely trigger a sense of alarm among them.
Maybe you are not that far from the truth.
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Yeah you know it. I'm just throwing out the wisdom today like free t shirts. Loaded up my t-shirt cannon and just going wild raining down five dollars shirts of knowledge no one would ever actually wear but desperately want anyway. Better be careful not to get popped in the face, these things are known to take out eyes.
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What are those shirts made of? Scraps from your strife specibus? I am no authority but I think it's inadvisable to propel half bladekinds via canon all over the town. Not if you are attempting to one up Mayfield usual shenanigans.
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Yeah I wear shirts made out of swords. It gets kind of uncomfortable at times but what are a few flesh wounds for the sake of making a sharp fashion statement. Why, do you want one?
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I am deeply sorry, but I must decline the offer. I would also rather you refrain from such potentially cutting edge statements while sitting on the palm of my hand.
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No it's okay I'm just glad you get my point. But okay I'll try to cut down on the displays of razor wit and just sort of hang. Where are we going anyway.
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Very much appreciated. And I hadn't made my mind just yet. Anywhere you want to go?
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I dunno if cinema has taught us anything isn't it that kids always abuse newfound power to settle petty grudges. Why don't we go wreck the school or something?
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That is a most capital idea. On our way, then.
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Sweet this is totally like that shitty ass movie with Billy Crystal and his giant friend. Except you're like 10 times bigger than that dude.