Three Knitted Giant Ties

[grimmdark]

Around Mayfield, daytime. Open to all.

[There is a giant Rose walking down the street. Streets, sometimes. She seems to be pretty calm considering she's suddenly bigger than she could ever be, but this is Rose we are talking about. At least her clothes grew with her. God bless long concealing 50's skirts and stupidly long dark socks too.

Perhaps you see her pass? Perhaps she stood on your car. Or maybe she's about to squish you to death? Either way you should let her know. Out of all the weirdness going on she doesn't really mind this bit that she has to live through. She's almost smiling without trying to hiding it, even, but that's mostly because only the rest of the giant population would be able to tell, and those are easy to spot.]

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[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

Hopefully I will get everything back then.

Well, when we first spoke, it was very different. You had spoken to my bot after I had prototyped myself to my frogsprite. I'm neither of those anymore of course.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

[caw caw guess which one of your friends can actually meet eye level with you?]

Fuck, I knew this hearty fifties fare is probably more nutritious than anything your mom fed you but I think this growth spurt might be a little overboard.

[grimmdark]

What can I say? I'm a growing teenager. Irregular height sprouts are to be expected.

[grimmdark]

I can see other massive shapes around town, so no, I'm not the only one. I would be far more concerned if I was the only one suddenly thirty feet tall.

This conversation would be far easier if I pick you up.

[grimmdark]

I'm sure you will. There is no reason to keep those things away anyway.

That's certainly a whole lot of things that have happened to you. Must I assume you got better?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

That's kind of forward of you but alright.

I'm usually not this easy though.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right, blame puberty. Pretty sure they didn't cover this in health class. 'course, they didn't cover growing feathers in new and strange places, so I guess this just goes to show how crap the educational system is.

[grimmdark]

I bet you say that to every thirty feet tall girl you meet.

[And up you go. She puts Dave on her palm so he can do whatever he wants without being restrained.]

Not half bad, don't you think?

[grimmdark]

It's a world of discovery for generations to come. Last time I cared to check though, Mayfield is far from up to date when it comes to youth and their growth. Communists just take too much time to explain, apparently.

I wonder if you could have grown this much. That would have been quite a sight.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, empirically speaking, you're the first and only, so yeah I guess you're right.

As long as you don't suddenly decide to make a fist I'm good.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Too busy telling us not to share our resources to tell us how not to share diseases and shit.

What, as bird? Fuck, I'd be like Cawzilla. Able to fly off with cars and shits the size of trees.

[chastesaw]

You drive a difficult bargain, Rose Lalonde, but a compelling one nonetheless. Though generally speaking, a relative scarcity and rarity of an encounter might not be all that persuasive if said event is unpleasant.

Not that this is unpleasant, mind you. Just... odd.

And I can certainly understand the desire to cover ones bases. Consider them thoroughly blanketed.

[grimmdark]

My logic is undeniable, as usual.

Just don't give me ideas, Dave.

[And so she starts walking to...wherever.]

[grimmdark]

I assure you, the chance of something like this to happen without the involvement of intense pain and rampaging destruction will be quite odd. I want to take the situation as it is right now and don't mind the consequences, whatever they might be.

Good, then I suppose we should go and properly stomp the Guardian while we have the chance to do so, don't you think?

[grimmdark]

I think most people in this town are smart enough to figure the second one. Most.

Cawzilla. I believe you might be onto something.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Pfft that's pretty optimistic of you.

I am totally onto something; whatever it is, I am on it like a wide receiver on a quarterback, going for the safety.

[The fact that all three of those terms are even from the same sport is pretty much completely coincidence]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Suddenly I'm starting to rethink whether this was a good decision.

But yeah so what do you now that you're a giant. Go around hovering above beanstalks?

[chastesaw]

I suppose I can understand that point of view when you phrase it like that. If you feel the need to rampage, kindly alert me beforehand.

Rose, I feel like I should point out that while he would most assuredly deserve a stomping unparalleled in history or fiction, he is likely residing in my human hive right now. And I live there.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

I'm much better now. And it's nice that we can finally meet properly. I mean, we were supposed to meet in different circumstances, since I was the one who was to help assist you upon arrival, but this works too.

[grimmdark]

Upon arrival, you say? Were you expecting us by the Green Sun?

[Helloooo EOA~]

[grimmdark]

If I do so, you will be given a hand before I begin.

Surely you can always find a better place to reside for the time being. At any rate, the town is likely to repair whatever damage is inflicted on the house.

[grimmdark]

What can I say, even I am prone to such hopeless delusions.

And I have no idea of what you just tried to imply, but whatever that was it probably was on the same line we were just discussing.

[chastesaw]

Likely, but not certain. And from what I understand, living in a domicile other than your assigned hive will result in panscrubbing.

So while I sympathize with your intentions I am afraid I must render a veto on any and all stompings.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Gotta work on that; can't be a psychobabbleanalyst if you're suffering from insanity.

I don't know either it kind of got away from me like Cawzilla evading the discovery channel's hunt for real monsters.

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! i was waiting there so I can assist you further once you arrived. I am sure that we all want similar things, and it would be very helpful if we finally worked things out already.

It's been quite chaotic for my friends, and I'm sure just as chaotic for you too.