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Rose Lalonde ✺ seer of light ([personal profile] grimmdark) wrote2011-11-12 02:08 pm

Four knitted scarves

916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*
chastesaw: (My Little Red Dress)

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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Rose. But given the nature of my earlier promise, I'm sure you'd rather the entire town not be privy to our conversation here. *Sticking a needle between her lips again to hold.* Or am I incorrect?

[Ring ring ring]

[identity profile] cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Must you two broadcast your depraved interactions to the general public.

[Says the guy who's been eavesdropping with a steadily increasing level of combined mortification and intrigue.]
chastesaw: (This Cannot Be Unseen)

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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...come again?
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What am I trying to say? I am trying to inform you that the audio hook was knocked from its receptacle, Rose Lalonde, and I was replacing it so that we would not find ourselves with errant eavesdroppers.

Is there a problem with that?
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What.

Are you... are you certain? Even if you are, though, I don't believe it could be easily misconstrued, so... *She trails off, trying to remember exactly what was said.

And turning a bit green.*

[identity profile] cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that an order.

[Given what Kanaya said about domineering earlier... Oh goodness. She is a fortunate lady indeed.]

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[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
「Hello! I just thought I'd do the polite thing and thank you two for giving me such a nice memory! I'll be sure to treasure it forever!」

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Something smells fishy!
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
No, certainly nothing discomfiting in the least, but-- *And now she's looking up and exclaiming in distress.* --Rose! Rose, that garment isn't properly pinned and fitted, and if you do not hold still and prevent yourself from unnecessary movements - and every bit of that was unnecessary - then I fear it may be damaged enough to put a secondary fitting off for days if not weeks.

In other words, cease this ruckus before you destroy something.
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I may not know your identity nor your relation to our private discussion (though I am relatively certain that none, indeed, exists) but I am inclined to say that it does not matter, and that it is, in fact, none of your business.

And that you are, in fact, being more than mildly disconcerting.
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? ...I'm afraid my olfactory receptors can't perceive a thing.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a phrase, dunkass, I can't smell through the phone! What's going on over there?
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[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh, Kanaya? Your audio device is off its hook and I fink you might have told the town somefin you didn't want to about your relationship with Rose...

[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
「Wow, you're really cold! I was even thanking you! Do you know Naze-san by any chance?」
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[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That's my line!

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I guess I should reel it in!

Hahaha!

[Terezi cackles like she has said the most hilarious thing ever and not a really contrived joke.]
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I've really never been precisely certain of the limitations of your sensory perceptions beyond a general sense.

But that's besides the point, and I'm... afraid that I can't betray the resolute trust of an oath of secrecy.

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