I could totally make fun of you guys for that and make it sound creepy but she made me a sweet little bird suit for homecoming so I'll hold back the wave of sick burns I could potentially unleash like a horde of hungry beggars on an all-you-can-eat buffet, they just keep lining up at the door but I'm like "no man, we don't do that the people who make sweet suits" and keep 'em all back with flamethrowers, though the fuel will probably run out like my gratitude in a few weeks and I'll just be all "fuck it beggars, have at" and let the burning hobo horde in and the next thing you know you're covered in flaming unwashed flesh and that's why you got all these sick burns.