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Rose Lalonde ✺ seer of light ([personal profile] grimmdark) wrote2011-11-12 02:08 pm

Four knitted scarves

916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*
chastesaw: (Awaiting Further Information)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I have promised Rose to keep these events a secret between the two of us, so unfortunately I cannot divulge that information. However I can assure you that it was nothing of the sort you suppose.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Fun ones. Delicious ones!

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Planning to share it with the rest of us?
chastesaw: (Here Is My Caring Face)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
And may I presume that no matter how I push you will not divulge any further details of said assumptions?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm, they are all mine!

But I might let on if you tell me what's going on over there.
chastesaw: (Clad In A Touch Of Red)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Terezi, as much as I might like to do precisely that, I have given my word to Rose that no word of our liasons shall pass my lips. Would you have me break my bond?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes?
chastesaw: (Tiny Kanaya Is Cute Kanaya)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not very fair.

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You're playing dress up, right?

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It is, isn't it? I've adapted to the future pretty well, I think.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not?
chastesaw: (Light The Way)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you haven't sworn an oath of secrecy regarding the pertinent information. You just don't want to tell me because you're feeling mischievous.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't have something for nothing!
chastesaw: (Awaiting Further Information)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's fair, though I might also suppose that the free trade of information regarding ones thoughts between friends should hardly be a rationed commodity. If you have another suggestion for equivalent exchange that does not necessitate broaching my promise to Rose I will gladly offer it.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Do whatever you're doing with Rose to me.

[can you hear the wink in her voice

can you

]
chastesaw: (Tiny Kanaya Is Cute Kanaya)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That is reckless, Terezi. Exceptionally reckless. You know not for what you ask.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I want it. [her voice is taunting now.] I want all of it!
chastesaw: (Now Theres An Idea)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-14 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well, if you insist I am left with no option but to acquiesce to your demands.

I will expect you at my human hive tomorrow evening for initial measurements.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm supposing it's not what someone else might suppose so you're saying it might be what they'd suppose and not what I supposed which was something completely innocent that just happened to sound like totally illicit physical relationships?

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[....





heh.]


Girly-girl. You must have so much pent up girl-time living up in the ass end of almost Canada with your only female friend living off on crazy grandpa and hellbeast island on the other side of the world.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, objection noted.

Why did you make an audio hook communication about this?

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
You would be wrong!

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