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Rose Lalonde ✺ seer of light ([personal profile] grimmdark) wrote2011-11-12 02:08 pm

Four knitted scarves

916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure you your reservations are wholly misplaced. I have done this many, many times before, and it has ...almost always resulted in the full enjoyment of all involved parties.

*Rose scoffs a little, but wait, was that a hint of a giggle underneat?* I will give that much to you; you are quite skilled with your hands. I stand here jealous at this discovery...this is really nice though.

*There's the sound of shifting, and Kanaya almost sounds as though she has something in her mouth when she speaks next.* Sweeps of practice have rendered my digital manipulators quite dextrous, yes - and I'm quite pleased to hear that you're finding this to your liking. But as promised, no word of this liason shall ever pass my lips.

If I may ask you to hold as still as possible, Rose? This next part will be rather tight.


While I graciously accepted your request to lend myself to your ways, I must admit I haven't grown to like the fact you are handling me like a rag do-

*Rose's complain is cut as she gasps, and then speaks in a rather mortified tone*

That is...rather tight. My back will be reminding me of this with unforgiving soreness later

*And for her part, Kanaya does sound very apologetic.* I'm quite sorry, but I believe it's for the best to handle the worst of the discomfort at the beginning. I give the full weight of my word that it will be exponentially more agreeable - even satisfying - from this point on.

But please continue to hold still. I would feel very displeased with myself were I to inadvertently scratch you.

So you say. Perhaps it's because you are doing all the work. I feel as if I should probably take the matter into my own hands, but then that would mean you would be but an spectator. Either way one of us is left to watch.

*Rose's tone takes a degree of amusement*A scratch? Not for a lack of effort. I've been holding my breath at every "Hold Still" by now.

I would really rather engage with you directly than to be a mere observer of this flourishing radiance and beauty alike. It simply wouldn't be suitable. And besides, you're certainly a participant rather than a spectator, even if it's a far more passive role than you might prefer. I'm afraid I can't allow you to domineer our interactions every time.

But only a little further, and-- *And then there's a surprised intake of air as somebody notices the displaced phone and moves to hang up. Oops.*

*Somebody hasn't seen the phone yet*

Kanaya? Kanaya Mayram, don't you dare leaving me here without taking proper care of my clothes-

*And so ends the rather strange call*
cullscuttlefish: (I can be smug too)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-13 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
You simply cannot hope to beat me in a game of aquatic wordplay. I am the best there is!
cullscuttlefish: (idk my bff cuttlefish?)

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[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-13 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
...I didn't get it from anywhere other than seeing how you two interact. It's a dead ringer for matespritship only with - and no offense to Rose - a flighty broad involved.

...besides, stranger things have happened around this fishbowl.
chastesaw: (Go Bother Someone Else)

in house; terrible (doc > kan > rose?)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
*And then Kanaya just stares for a moment in shock and a growing sense of abject horror before leaping to her feet and trying to shield Rose's state of semi-undress from that incredibly creepy stare.* Amongst the throng of multiverses, I am certain that in no solitary subsegment of any of them is something like this remotely acceptable!

Out!
chastesaw: (Light The Way)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because it is in fact an oath of secrecy. Those are traditionally thing exact manner of things that one endeavors to keep secret.
chastesaw: (Tiny Kanaya Is Cute Kanaya)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
In what manner? By the standards of my species I suppose I am exceptionally abnormal but I don't believe that stands anything requiring help or other assistance.

I am not being hypocritical in any stretch of the imagination and solutions to your problems needn't have anything to do with temporally altering the circumstances of your human hatching.
chastesaw: (Tiny Kanaya Is Cute Kanaya)

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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
She is an exceptionally flighty broad, only she isn't all the time, or even a plurality of the time other than the moments which would certainly suffice as flightiness.

But that is irrelevant and once again I must insist that any perception of feelings to that end on either one of our parts must certainly be a misinterpretation of events. And events at Hiveapproaching were only due to sufficient duress and the liberal application of human panfuddling nectars.
chastesaw: (Awaiting Further Information)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
What is your favorite?

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dice games and card games! We didn't have much else in my time...
chastesaw: (Awaiting Further Information)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, from the short duration of my stay in this human hivecluster I've found that inadvertent audio broadcasts are far more common than you suggest.
cullscuttlefish: (you wanna bet?)

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[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-11-13 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, would you quit glubbing swimming in the sea of denial, Kanaya? Okay. There were the human panfuddling nectars involved at Hiveapproaching and some things may have happened due to that.

But I'm not even talking about that, anyway. It's the rest of the time I'm glubbing about.

[identity profile] alwaysscrewsup.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
「So you're one of her type then? Really good at everything? That figures. But a Minus like me is the opposite. It's not like I have specific problems. The problem is just me!」

((He might have said more, but lately that nature of his bothers him a bit and he ends up leaving a gap at the end instead of filling in some more empty blather.))
chastesaw: (Acting Mildly Unsure At The Moment)

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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
I am not in the sea of denial because there is little to be in denial about. Given the truism that there is nothing worth denying, your claim seems utterly nonsensical in retrospect.

But I will humor your claims nonetheless and ask you what, exactly, do you mean?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to make all kinds of assumptions.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll find out somehow!
chastesaw: (Light The Way)

Action

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I do enjoy the process that comprises the making of fashionable outerwear, but that isn't to say that I would relish being forced to repeat it thanks to mortal error, so it would be ideal to keep this prototype intact for the time being.

At any rate, Rose, the fitting shouldn't take too much longer. *And now she's back with Rose, pinning it into place here, tugging it there, and making sure this calf-length dress looks as perfect as it can on her.*
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[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Um.

I'm going to confess that while I comprehended each individual word you have said just now, the meaning of the whole was thoroughly lost upon me.
chastesaw: (Nobody Saw My Porn Collection)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? What manner?
chastesaw: (Light The Way)

[personal profile] chastesaw 2011-11-13 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see. Then you're from a more primitive era, I take it?

[identity profile] kinpika.livejournal.com 2011-11-13 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a pretty good guess!

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