I therefore declare you a party pooper of the first order. Do you trolls have a designated name for the one supposed to keep a person from committing unneeded acts, be them of violence or otherwise? Or is it only something you take pleasure to do?

Perhaps, if you think that would be acceptable. I have spent most of my life in a secluded location on my own planet, therefore I lack some vital experience in terms of bonding with those of my age and gender.