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Rose Lalonde ✺ seer of light ([personal profile] grimmdark) wrote2011-10-12 12:43 pm

Two Knitted Socks

A. Phone, filtered to Dave, John and Jade.

As per Jade's suggestion, and after much deliberating about it, I have decided we must have a sleep over.

Not immediately, as you all are surely occupied with the homecoming and shenanigans, but perhaps the week after it, provided you all are properly interested in taking part.

Thoughts? Suggestions?

B. Phone, filtered to Kanaya.

I was wondering if you perhaps had the intention to attend to the Homecoming party that is to happen this Friday.

[Surprisingly enough she manages to sound completely uninterested.]

C. Mayfield High, after school. Open to anyone.

[So instead of heading back home Rose has decided to sit around and knit. Knit like a madwoman for all the time she had spent deprived of her secret pleasure. She hasn't managed to get her hands on purple yarn yet, but she has a nice stock of black, brown and green, among others. She wouldn't have imagined getting red yarn would be so complicated, but that's Mayfield for you.

She currently seems to be putting a pair of socks together, although one is almost entirely black with blue dots and the other is a succession of green and brown streaks. She's bored, you guys!
]

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I will test you as much as I like, Lalonde, gonna hand out pop-quizzes like a teacher with a new textbook.

Pssh, you just like him better because he has opposable thumbs. But yeah, I admit I'm probably not gonna be any good for nail-painting and spin-the-fucking-bottle since those are totally the most important things to do.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you sass me, young lady, or it's detention for you.

So basically I'm being excluded on the basis of feathers and/or the fact that I spent the past four months in a doomed timeline and fifteen hours in the right one while he's spent more than seventy in the right one? Since obviously that is a lot more critical than the several years we've known each other?

[no idea but she better go somewhere with it soon]

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
What, you thought it was like one of those sitcoms where two people hate each other because they remind them of themselves aw hell no we are too cool for cliches like that, when two bros of our coolitude get together it is just like a double-stuffed oreo of coolness, like you made that shit with coolwhip and ice cubes, goddamn, how did you even bake the cookies for that sucker when it was so damn cool in here? The real question is, could you handle that much coolness in one room?

And don't worry about it, one of us is a fucking orange bird, the other one still rocks a body that all the ladies be dyin' for. I am even okay if you call him Alpha Dave and me Davesprite, that is a thing I am cool with now, not to imply I ever was not.

I'll totally be there.

[Well. He seems pretty mollified about it.]

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, try to keep it together since even if it'd be a relief to get away from you constantly trying to get into my psychological pants, I'm willing to admit I prefer you not to have your head splattered on the walls like a modern artist with no sense of color, which is to say, any of them.

Awesome. Prepare to be floored by the double D's of Dave and Dave, more awesome than any of your three can handle. We'll try to moderate our levels.