It's not that I have a particular issue with wizards, or else I would have not decided to dabble on the subject myself, but differently from your father's antics I was never entirely convinced my mother had a completely honest disposition to embrace the subject without a certain degree of irony and perhaps even lack of seriousness that can't help but get me in a less than desirable moods.

[Read: Mom's wizards are stupid, hence she is not taking this seriously.]

You are free to pass by any time then, but as always, it will be more likely to find me if you let me know in advance.